As I am changing into my gym clothes-

Madie: Mommy, your tummy is really turning gushy.

Me: Does it look worse? Is it bigger?

Madie: Nope, its the same as it's always been.

Me: Ahh, haaaa what? What does that mean?

Madie: I like it that way because I can make it do this...

She proceeds to grab every ounce of love I have and squish it into a donut lump and give me a big sloppy zerby. After a split second decision to laugh rather than cry, I grabbed her and wrestled her nose off!

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Me: Oh, man. KITTY

Jenna: (running down the hall) What's the matter?

Me: Be careful don't step in the cat barf. I'll get it.

Jenna: (with snap your finger sas) Man, you are on it Mama!

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The point is...Really? Has the last 2 years of working my tail off in the gym only produced a squishy donut worthy of a zerby? WOW